Palma · kneading neck & shoulder massager

It has fingers. That's the whole point.

Eight silicone nodes knead in slow circles under warm pads. Odd to look at. Very hard to give back.

Put it on my shoulders
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The offer

The more shoulders, the less each one costs.

One for you, one for the person who keeps stealing yours, one for whichever room you end up in.

Every PALMA ships with a USB-C cable, a travel bag and a quick-start card.

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The 3pm hunch

Tension doesn't build in one dramatic moment.

You noticed it around 3pm, hunched toward a second monitor. Again in the car, shoulders somewhere near your ears. Again at bedtime, scrolling, chin down, that familiar band of tightness across the top of your back.

You've bought the heat pack that goes cold in nine minutes. The foam roller you can't get behind your own neck. The buzzy massager that hummed politely and changed nothing. It builds in a hundred small moments, and none of those things touched a single one of them.

Shot 2 · macro Silicone nodes mid-rotation, slightly squished against a shoulder.

Kneading, not buzzing

Vibration sits on the surface. This grips.

Most cheap massagers vibrate. It tickles, it hums, it fades into background noise in about ninety seconds. PALMA doesn't vibrate. Eight soft silicone nodes rotate in opposing circles, gripping and releasing the muscle the way a thumb does. You lean back into it and the pressure pushes back. Add the warm pads and the whole thing goes from novelty to that end-of-day sigh. That's the difference between something touching you and something actually working.

Three reasons it stays out on the couch

Pressure that pushes back

Adjustable intensity across speeds. Lean in for deep, sit tall for gentle. You decide how hard it works — not a fixed setting someone else chose for you.

Warmth that stays warm

Heat pads glow across both shoulder pads and hold temperature the whole session. Not the nine-minute fade of a microwaved rice sock. Steady, even, and switchable if you'd rather go cold.

Hands-free, cord-free, anywhere

Drapes over your shoulders and stays put. Rechargeable, so there's no cord to wrestle across the couch. Cook, read, answer email, keep unwinding. Works on lower back and legs too.

Three steps, in order

  1. 1

    Charge it fully, then drape it over your shoulders — nodes down, warm pads against the muscle.

  2. 2

    Press once for kneading, again for heat, then pull down on the arm straps to add as much pressure as you want.

  3. 3

    Let it run one session, take it off, and try to remember what you were tense about.

Honest about the trade-offs

Feature PALMA Cheap vibrating massager Professional massage
Sensation Rotating nodes, real kneading motion Surface buzz that fades fast Trained human hands — still the gold standard
Heat Built-in warm pads, full session Rarely included, or barely warm Optional, depends on the studio
Cost over a year One payment of $99 Cheap, replaced often $60–$120 an hour a visit, repeatedly
Availability Any night, on your own couch Any night Booked days ahead, business hours
The catch It's a machine, not a person — and it looks bizarre Costs little because it does little Best experience, worst logistics

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Social proof

People who also thought it looked ridiculous

The quality of the product is good. The box was damaged but as a experienced buyer I understand that UK customs is extremely careless and the drug enforcement is brutal the way they mishandle a parcel. Box damaged was not palma fault. UK government should take care of their job rather then blame china for everything bad their politicians do.
C***m Verified purchase
I was honestly surprised by how good this backpack feels in person. It’s super lightweight, but it doesn’t feel cheap at all. The green material feels really nice and the little character design is even cuter than I expected. It arrived well packed and looked exactly like the photos. The zipper feels smooth, the stitching looks clean, and it’s actually really comfortable to carry around. Definitely one of those things that looks even better once you open the box. Really happy with it — would recommend.
Josh Hayes Verified purchase
I’ve been using this after work when my neck and shoulders feel tight, and it gives a strong, relaxing kneading massage. The strap makes it easy to control the pressure, and it reaches the stiff area at the back of my neck really well. It is slightly bulky and takes a little adjusting to get into the perfect position, but once it’s set up, it feels great. Overall, a useful massager for relaxing at home.
Emily s***** Verified purchase

Before you ask

The eight things people email us about.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery times depend on your location and shipping conditions.

Please refer to our Shipping Policy for the latest estimated processing and delivery times for your region.

Once tracking information becomes available, we'll provide it so you can follow your order.

What if I don't like it?

We want you to feel confident trying PALMA at home.

If you receive your PALMA and decide it isn't right for you, eligible purchases can be returned within 30 days of delivery, subject to the conditions in our Refund Policy.

Simply contact our support team with your order details, and we'll guide you through the return process.

No complicated steps. No unnecessary back and forth. Just straightforward support when you need it.

Your purchase may also be protected by additional rights under applicable consumer law.

Try PALMA for yourself and see if it's right for you.

How long does the battery last?

PALMA provides approximately 50–70 minutes of cordless use on a full charge, depending on the massage mode and settings you choose.

Using more intensive settings or the heat function may use more power and reduce the total operating time.

For the best experience, we recommend fully charging your PALMA before use so it's ready whenever you want to relax.

Is it loud?

PALMA does make some sound while the massage nodes are rotating, but it's designed to be comfortable for everyday use at home.

You can easily use it while relaxing on the couch, watching TV, reading, or unwinding after a long day.

As with any motorised massager, the sound may vary slightly depending on the massage setting and how firmly the device is positioned against your body.

How warm do the pads get?

PALMA's optional heat function provides a gentle, comfortable warmth designed to complement the kneading massage without feeling excessively hot.

The warmth gradually builds after activation, creating a relaxing experience around your neck and shoulders.

You can use PALMA with or without the heat function, so you're always in control of how you prefer to relax.

Is it safe to use?

PALMA is designed for comfortable at-home use when used correctly and according to the instructions provided.

For the best experience, always follow the included safety and usage instructions, avoid using the device on injured or irritated areas, and stop using it if you experience pain or unusual discomfort.

If you are pregnant, have a medical condition, use an implanted medical device, or are unsure whether a heated massager is suitable for you, we recommend speaking with a healthcare professional before use.

PALMA should never be used while sleeping, and children should only use the device under appropriate adult supervision.

If anything doesn't feel right, switch the device off and discontinue use.

Is it electrically certified, and what plug does it use?

PALMA is a rechargeable, cordless device that charges via USB-C, making it simple and convenient to recharge at home or while travelling.

Each PALMA includes a USB-C charging cable. A wall power adapter is not included, so there is no country-specific wall plug supplied with the product. Simply connect the included cable to a compatible USB power adapter.

PALMA is designed to be used cordless once charged. For safe and reliable charging, always use a compatible, good-quality power adapter and follow the charging and safety instructions provided with your device.

Stop scrolling. Start unwinding.

Tonight your shoulders will do exactly what they did last night. Or PALMA turns up, looking absurd, and quietly loosens what the day tightened.

Put it on my shoulders